Vietnam, Hoi An, Shopping heaven

Treba priznati, da sva kar precej utrujena. Dva dni sva NON-STOP znova in znova poslusala spodnje stavke:

Hello! My friend, please, come in my shop. Take a look. I have many beautiful things. Just tell me what you like, I make it for you. I have many color. What you think? Want to try this one? What are you looking for? You tell me, I make it for you. Special price (izg. "praj") for you. Many color inside, come, take a look. Your skin very beautiful. You very handsome. You are my first customer today, please make me happy. Today my birthday. You can try this for free. You tell which one you like, I can change color for you. What are you thinking? This is very special price. Tell me, what you think. Ooo, very beautiful.
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Kdor je ze bil tukaj, ve kaj hoceva povedat. V VSAKI trgovini moras najprej par minut poslusati DOBESEDNO ISTI uvod. Vcasih sva govorila ze kar skupaj z njimi, ker ze ves, da bo spet povedala "many color inside". Dozdeva se mi ze, da imajo tukaj kar kaksno solo, kjer se naucijo teh 10 do 20 stavkov in jih potem ponavljajo vsak dan znova in znova in znova ...